Clarifying My Political Views, Cuz I’s an Idgit

If you read my previous post, you know that I am a straight-up enemy of the current incarnation of the GQP (GOP). But I would like to clarify something: It is all Hillary Clinton’s fault. Read on for the horrifying details!

This is just a short post to proclaim that I am not a 100% Democrat-loving loafer, either. I hated the Trump years. I hate anything that brandishes the name “Trump.” I hate the GQP for embracing him with such mindless anti-democracy and anti-American zealotry. I hate the evangelical idiots that think he is Jesus (honestly, those people wouldn’t know Yeshua if he popped up in their kitchen and made them a breakfast of fish and loaves, and they will likely be the first to get their stupid superficial asses smited right down to that Hell they seem to believe in so dearly). I hate ALL things Republican these days.

But what made the Republicans this way? Why did they lose their damn minds and go all American Taliban? The cause of this bizarre effect can be summed up in two words: Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton gave these poor, intellectually-stunted people a reason to fear. And fear, as you know, leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering. And suffering leads to the Dark Side (Yoda, man. You cannot defend against Yoda.) And I am not talking about Benghazi. That was an early indicator of the depths of GOP stupidity. Benghazi was nothing. The insurrection at the Capitol on January 6 was HUGE. We cannot, and should not, move on from that shit. Prosecute, prosecute, PROSECUTE.

You’ve probably seen this before. See it again.

What I am referring to, and this is just off the top of my head, rough-draft writing (which, if you follow this blog, you know is very on-brand for me) is the fact that a) When she was Secretary of State, she had her staff smash and destroy all of their cell phones when an investigation was launched into her shenanigans. No one with nothing to hide does that. That is a blatant admission of guilt. and b) Those emails that really seemed to reference some sort of pedophilia activity. I know the media shouted down the whole “PizzaGate” conspiracy theory, and the Q-Anon idiots totally made it into a pitiful joke with their idiocy, but when you get back to the nut of the situation… yeah, something just doesn’t smell right there. Here, read the email to John Podesta, one of Hillary’s insiders:

FROM: Susan SandlerTO: John PodestaThe realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus? They can send it if you want. I know you’re busy, so feel free not to respond if it’s not yours or you don’t want it.Source: Wikileaks09-04-2014FROM: John PodestaTO: Susan SandlerIt’s mine, but not worth worrying about.

That’s just weird wording. Why would this be of such concern as to warrant an email to such an important person? A hanky with what one can assume is a crudely-drawn map to a pizza restaurant? What other kind of map would be drawn on a handkerchief? Please tell me the context in which this would be normalized language. Consider that the symbols used are reflected in actual FBI files regarding child sex trafficking, and they were prominently displayed in the original advertisements and business sign for Comet Ping Pong, the Pizzeria at the center of the whole “PizzaGate” conspiracy.

That weird little triangle in the upper left-hand corner was their pizza logo

And the guy that runs Comet Ping Pong is named James Alefantis, a name that generally references children (“l’enfant” is “child,” and is also the name of the architect that laid out the streets of Washington, D.C.). There is a very weird video, made in a restaurant basement, that shows Alefantis in his alter-ego as a bizarre band leader playing to a crowd of D.C. insiders, wearing a pink balaclava and mentioning the bizarre sexual preferences of some big-name members of the crowd in attendance. It has since been bleached from the internet, but if you can find it, let me know. My question is, how did a guy running a one-stop pizzeria get such a high-end clientele? But wait — it gets weirder. Check out this email:

On Thu, Oct 8, 2015 at 9:26 AM, Tamera Luzzatto >>> wrote: >>> >>> With enormous gratitude to Advance Man Extraordinaire Haber, I am >>> popping up again to share our excitement about the Reprise of Our Gang’s >>> visit to the farm in Lovettsville.And I thought I’d share a couple more >>> notes: We plan to heat the pool, so a swim is a possibility. Bonnie >>> will be Uber Service to transport Ruby, Emerson, and Maeve Luzzatto (11, 9, >>> and almost 7) so you’ll have some further entertainment, andthey will be >>> in that pool for sure. And with the forecast showing prospects of some >>> sun, and a cooler temp of lower 60s, I suggest you bring sweaters of >>> whatever attire will enable us to use our outdoor table with a pergola >>> overhead so wedine al fresco (and ideally not al-CHILLo). >>> >>> >>> >>> I am ccing Trudy to repeat the invite, and sending pining >>> wishes-you-could-come to Rima, John P, and Laurie & Chris. >>> >>> >>> >>> Con amore, Mrs. Farmer L

That seems very odd to me, and so far, no explanation has been forthcoming to make it seem normal in any way. And I don’t care how unhinged it may sound, if there is any — ANY — chance that children are being abused, it should be thoroughly investigated, not white-washed away. I have read too many news stories of terrible things happening to children simply because no one believed it was happening and so did not bother to investigate. Add to that the art that John Podesta chooses to decorate his home with, and it paints a disturbing and highly-suspicious picture. Here is one example:

If you or I had these things tied to our names, and we never offered any reasonable explanation, what would our friends and neighbors think?

Now hold up, lest I get lumped into that QAnon crowd of idiots. QAnon is BULLSHIT (read previous posts on this blog to see my reasoning here). All those idiots do is take reasonable conspiracy theories and then pile on top of them a bunch of stupid pro-Trump bullshit predictions, not a single one of which has ever come true. And I say “reasonable conspiracy theories” because there are reasonable conspiracy theories, just as there are reasonable theories in every other field of study. I hate that Orwellian method the mass media has of equating the phrase ‘conspiracy theory’ with ‘utter nonsense.’ Conspiracies happen. Our collective chronology is full of them, and they seem to appear at every major turn in human history. Or did Watergate never happen? Did the Business Plot of 1933 never happen? Did the freakin’ American Revolution never happen? But I digress. But yes, QAnon is a cult for idiots. If you believe or follow the QAnon “crumbs,” you’re a straight-up mentally challenged jackass.

And yet, I do have questions about the Clintons, and anyone who does is justified in doing so. Not only because of Hillary’s obviously shady activities, but because ol’ Bubba Bill himself was a frequent flyer on Jeffrey Epstein’s “Lolita Express.” That is recorded and supported and PROVEN. And Lord knows, as does anyone with basic critical thinking skills, that EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF. Look into it. But if you try to make this an issue divided by political lines, let me remind you that Trump was also a good ol’ pal of Epstein, and Florida Rep Matthew Gaetz is at the time of this writing all set to be brought down on charges of child sex trafficking. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

So yes, I hate Trump. I hate QAnon. I hate the GQP. I hate Fox “News” and OANN. I hate everyone and everything that is allowing them to shred our democracy because of their unhinged fears, and I hate everyone (especially Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz and Lindsey the Southern Dandy-Graham and those two bat-shit insane women Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert) that is capitalizing on these unhinged fears to thrust their corporate pseudo-theocratic dictatorship on the United States of America. THAT is all un-American BULLSHIT.

But their fear stems from a credible place. A dark and sinister place where Hillary Clinton curls around her brood of dubious eggs of practice like a trapdoor spider hiding from its prey. If the DNC had run ANY other candidate besides HER, then our country would not be in the shit-circus it is in now. She was unelectable. And sadly, Trump was not. And now we have a GQP (GOP) that has its panicked hands around the throat of our democracy, and they have been allowed in by their ignorant brood of malcontents that are stupid enough to believe QAnon’s insane claim that Trump is the guy that can fix it.

He is NOT. Trump is at best a Russian asset, and at worst a blathering, racist, mentally deranged idiot (and his brood of Don Jrs. is no better!) But who opened the door for this shit-circus?

Hillary Clinton did. I am not “with her.” I BLAME HER. If her inner circle’s actions are as innocent as she says, she needs to step up and explain, because that shit — sitting at the core of ALL of our current problems — doesn’t make any sense to me. And obviously, it doesn’t make any sense to a lot of us. If it did, we wouldn’t be facing the demise of our great Democracy at the hands of idiots like Trump, his ass-kissing psychophants (I misspelled ‘sycophants’ on purpose), and their dumber-than-donkey-dung QAnon supporters.

Trumpism may be the death knell of our once-great Republic, but ’twas Hillary Clinton that rang the bell.

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