“Send Someone to Get Me.”

Just on the off chance that there is SOME intelligent life “out there” — either extraterrestrial or ultraterrestrial (meaning entities from other dimensions, for those unschooled in the weirdness of the world) — I would like to broadcast this message on all frequencies: SEND SOMEONE TO GET ME.

Hold For High Strangeness: Reptilians!

Face it, America: You are ruled by evil lizards who are NOT of you! Maybe THAT will get you to act.

Back at it

I It has been a long time (nearly 3 years) since my last post. This is just an update to verify that this blog is once again active nothing is real you are not special That is all at this time. Watch this space for more absurd content in the near future.

What’s to Become of Us?

As I alluded to in the preceding post, there seems to be a growing feeling among the human herd that SOMETHING is getting ready to happen. If you look at popular culture, particularly in the United States, you will see what I have come to regard as a Doomsday mentality.

PREVIEW: The New World Order Panic Culture

Fun things to Google today: Jade Helm. Immortality. Transhumanism. Georgia Guidestones. Red and blue dots or Xs on mailboxes or sidewalks.

A Quick One: Why I Respect Atheism, but Do Not Want to Be an Atheist

I have heard the atheist arguments, railing against a belief in God or souls or life-after-death. Still, I will choose to believe that there is something more, that our consciousness does carry on after the body dies. I believe it opens up whole new worlds and new realities, as we are no longer subject to

Only In America (or The True Beauty of Reverse Culture Shock)

This was a recent follow-up to a divisive Facebook post I posted a few weeks ago. I wrote this after experiencing the greatest part of the American experience: The raw absurdity of it all.

The Life and Times of a Horrible Human Being part I: My early years

I am, and have been, a horrible human being. Although I am capable of recognizing the correct decisions to make, the fear of actually making them causes me to make wrong decisions. A wiser human than I once said that there are only two real human emotions: Love and fear. And although I am a

An Open Invitation to the MiB

I have been trying unsuccessfully for the past few weeks to get a first-hand peek at some supposed real-life Boogums from Another World, the legendary Men in Black (henceforth referred to as the MiB). The MiB, according to all accounts, usually travel in groups of three, although there are a growing number of reports of only two

Real Hope

I know I have been slacking off in my blogging duties, posting silly yet hopefully humorous things about Smurfs and the apocalypse… but now I want to tell you where I am.