F**k it, Let’s Go Live in the Jungle!

Hello again, Dear Reader! I am in high spirits today. Not because I have any good news to report, but simply because I learned long ago to toss care to the winds. Read on for a sort of train-of-thought writing therapy session as I attempt to make plans for what remains of my future.

Confession Time: If you haven’t noticed, I’m crazy!

Hello again, Dear Reader! (I think there’s still one of you who frequents this inane and inept blog. Whoever you are, God bless ya!) Today’s post is a personal confession of mine. Obviously, if you read this blog, you know there’s a good chance I suffer from mental illness (Spoiler: I do!) but just howContinue reading “Confession Time: If you haven’t noticed, I’m crazy!”

How to Save America

No matter what political stripes you wear, I think we can all agree that the once-great United States is swirling the drain. So read on to learn about my plan to save America. That’s right – me. The guy who rambles on about ultraterrestrial entities and UAPs. Why not? Can’t be any worse than theContinue reading “How to Save America”