The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 7: How do I Know if it is REALLY the Apocalypse?)

Holy shit. You’re just asking this question now? I hope you haven’t been following this book in a literal sequence, or you just might be in a world of shit right now.

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 8: Will the Government Help Me?)

Hahahahahaha! …ahhh… man, I needed that. Oh wait, you were serious? No. No, of course the government will not help you! They will be too busy helping themselves.

The End Is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 9: Now the So-Called Apocalypse has Come and Gone. How can I Get My Money Back?)

Finally, a sensible question. You want your money back? Write me a letter, in care of this publisher, expressing your heartfelt dissatisfaction. If I am still alive, and I am really, truly touched, moved, amused or impressed with your reasoning for why you feel you should get your money back, I will send you yourContinue reading “The End Is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 9: Now the So-Called Apocalypse has Come and Gone. How can I Get My Money Back?)”

Snowden, UFOs, and WTF?!

I was just poking around YouTube looking for some interesting documentaries. I found a video clip that was about two and a half minutes long claiming that Edward Snowden, everyone’s favorite NSA whistleblower, had “revealed evidence of UFO realty” (I think the computer-generated voice was meant to say “reality”… or maybe you can buy someContinue reading “Snowden, UFOs, and WTF?!”

The Meaning Of Life: Why are We here?

WARNING: Choppy waters ahead. Keep in mind, this is not meant to offend or start a debate. It is just a collection of loose ideas for your consideration. Take them or leave them. When I began this blog, my first post was a blustery promise that I would soon reveal the true Meaning of Life.Continue reading “The Meaning Of Life: Why are We here?”

Conspiracy Theory as Literary Theory

This is an extremely long (and dated) post. It was my Master’s thesis for Literary Theory and Criticism, discussing conspiracy theory as a type of literary theory, attempting to move beyond postmodernism. I am including it here only as a reference for other articles. I plan to expand on it

The Meaning of Life

The age-old question, “Why are we here?” has dogged humankind since we first developed self-awareness. Is it really such a difficult question? No. We humans are just notorious for making things overly-complicated. So what is the answer? The answer will be posted on this website in the coming weeks. Check back regularly to find outContinue reading “The Meaning of Life”