The End Is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 9: Now the So-Called Apocalypse has Come and Gone. How can I Get My Money Back?)

Finally, a sensible question. You want your money back? Write me a letter, in care of this publisher, expressing your heartfelt dissatisfaction. If I am still alive, and I am really, truly touched, moved, amused or impressed with your reasoning for why you feel you should get your money back, I will send you your $2.95 or whatever it was you paid.

Keep in mind I will have your address, and I might also mail my corpse to you when I die.


Snowden, UFOs, and WTF?!

I was just poking around YouTube looking for some interesting documentaries. I found a video clip that was about two and a half minutes long claiming that Edward Snowden, everyone’s favorite NSA whistleblower, had “revealed evidence of UFO realty” (I think the computer-generated voice was meant to say “reality”… or maybe you can buy some property in the Earth’s mantle from some friendly bug-eyed folk).

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The Meaning Of Life: Why are We here?

WARNING: Choppy waters ahead. Keep in mind, this is not meant to offend or start a debate. It is just a collection of loose ideas for your consideration. Take them or leave them.

When I began this blog, my first post was a blustery promise that I would soon reveal the true Meaning of Life. Nearly two months later, I have only posted two articles on this blog, both dealing with conspiracy theory. “So where is this ‘Meaning of Life’?” you would most certainly be asking if you read this blog. Well, seeing as how you don’t, I may as well come clean and tell you. Without any further ado, here it is: The Meaning of Life.

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Conspiracy Theory as Literary Theory

This is an extremely long (and dated) post. It was my Master’s thesis for Literary Theory and Criticism, discussing conspiracy theory as a type of literary theory, attempting to move beyond postmodernism. I am including it here only as a reference for other articles. I plan to expand on itContinue reading “Conspiracy Theory as Literary Theory”

The U.S. Congress: What Are They?

Since the mid-terms, Americans have been fired up about all of the non-issues that they take so seriously, and which the rest of the world mocks. As an American expat, here is what I think the U.S. Congress really is:

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The Meaning of Life

The age-old question, “Why are we here?” has dogged humankind since we first developed self-awareness. Is it really such a difficult question? No. We humans are just notorious for making things overly-complicated.

So what is the answer?

The answer will be posted on this website in the coming weeks. Check back regularly to find out WHY we are all here — incarnate on this planet in this corporeal world. All of us.