An Update from Your Ape

I know a lot* of you have been wondering, “How’s it going with those Russian women?” Well, I have news! (* two of you? Maybe? Maybe fewer? Probably fewer. But here we go anyway.)

CLIMATE CRISIS: What You Will Be Facing

The climate crisis is an unavoidable certainty, and the elites of the world know it. They have known it for some time, and have been busy with constructing new devices to prevent you from getting all pissy about it.