A.I. – The Vowels of Doom

Tonight I wrote a short story about an Artificial Intelligence (AI) called MIMI (an acronym for Made In My Image, and also a tribute to my grandmother, whom we called Mimi). On researching the science behind the tech, I had a disturbing realization…

Random Blathering

Just some raw meat for the murderous sasquatch that resides within you.

The Accidental Cuck

This is a fun travel story that just popped up from my memory banks. I’ll begin by referencing a bit from comedian Michelle Wolf, in which she suggests walking up to the front desk at a hotel, crying, and say, “This was supposed to be my honeymoon!” and you will get great treatment. Well, I

God, Satan, and My Student Loans

“From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.” This is essentially how Lucifer is said to answer in the Book of Job (1:7) when God asks him where he has been. This is one of the more fascinating books of the Bible. Now indulge me as I flaunt my ignorance.

The Aftermath of Publishing

I recently published a book. A lot of my friends bought it. (A few received free signed copies as the publisher always gives the author ten freebies. I still have three to give away.) How has it been received? All I can say is that the silence has been deafening.

I Love a Good Conspiracy Theory!

I’m bored, gonna blog. I am still on my summer break, which was already curtailed by an extended spring semester due to the Dread Virus Covid-19, and must fill my time somehow.

Ape’s Sports Corner

Alright, with all the bleak news about Trump encouraging a major COVID-19 outbreak, let’s switch topics to something near and dear to my heart — Steelers football!

Cows

Another, shorter excerpt from the opus of my life. In this one, some cows play witness to strange activity.

Excerpt: Die Glocke und Heinz Ketchup

Killing time with another excerpt from The Spaces Between. This one recounts the famous UFO crash in Kecksburgh, Pennsylvania.

Songs from the Drunk Tank

It has very recently been brought to my attention that my blog sucks. Well, not so much in those words, but a very dear friend said to me, “I follow your blog, but when you told me you had one, I was expecting it to be tales of your drunken shenanigans as a world-traveling scoundrel…