The Godliness of Conspiracy Theories

Well, they got me again. This time it was the closing of the AURA solar observatory in the aptly-named Sunspot unincorporated community, at Sacramento Peak, New Mexico. And I was hooked! So much so that I had to write this post about it, and diverge off into a blathering rant regarding the absurd implications ofContinue reading “The Godliness of Conspiracy Theories”

Q Anon and the “Gathering Storm” Conspiracy Thread

I remember when Q used to just harass the crew of the Starship Enterprise… This whole “Q Anon/The Storm” plot is ridiculous. What is “Q”? Q’s followers say he is either one person or a group of people deep inside an “alliance” involving the U.S. military and the NSA dropping clues to an impending take-downContinue reading “Q Anon and the “Gathering Storm” Conspiracy Thread”

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Introduction)

This is a series designed to help you embrace the apocalypse that our modern media has encouraged us to not only accept, but to embrace. It is broken up into 9 topics of general advice on how to get the most out of your own personal apocalypse, whatever it may be.

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 2: Making Peace with “God”)

How does one make peace with the Almighty? First, you have to believe in an Almighty. If you do not believe in an Almighty, then you can skip this section and go straight to part 3. Congratulations! You move to the head of the class.

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 3: Things You Will Need)

Does the title of this section befuddle you? “Hey, you just told me to burn all my crap! Now you tell me I may have needed some of that shit?” No, silly! All you will need is certain human characteristics – the shit in your head. The shit you can’t burn. Haven’t we all tried?Continue reading “The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 3: Things You Will Need)”

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 4: Know Your Surroundings)

Look around you right now. What do you see? Take a quick mental inventory. Now close your eyes, count to ten and answer this question: How many flowers, pictured or real, are in your current environment?

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 5: Leaving the Meat)

Is that too crude? Do you prefer a more poetic turn of phrase, like “shuffling off this mortal coil”? Well, tough. It’s the apocalypse, and time is too short for poetry.

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 6: What About Those Parallel Universes?)

I mentioned earlier that during the apocalypse, other dimensions might shift into ours. Perhaps that deserves more than a passing comment. You see, our universe is just one of many, all adhering to different physical laws and vibrational frequencies.

The End is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 7: How do I Know if it is REALLY the Apocalypse?)

Holy shit. You’re just asking this question now? I hope you haven’t been following this book in a literal sequence, or you just might be in a world of shit right now.