Somebody’s Coming (They Never Really Left)

While you’re all out there, watching Doctor Strange and the Phantom Phuckery or whatever the hell is happening in the Marvel movie megaplexes this weekend, the world is going to Hell. And I think I know why. Bear with me…

Are the “Old Gods” Returning?

And if so, will they bring presents? And who are they, anyway? And what does it all mean? Read on to find out a little bit more about what may be happening all over the world.