The End of MAGA and the Final Phase of the Ultimate Plan

Like many of you, I am enjoying the news these days covering the Trump meltdown and the GOP preparing to throw that orange sack of sh*t under the nearest bus. But there is a larger picture here that we mustn’t lose sight of, and it dates back to the early twentieth century.

An Update from Your Ape

I know a lot* of you have been wondering, “How’s it going with those Russian women?” Well, I have news! (* two of you? Maybe? Maybe fewer? Probably fewer. But here we go anyway.)

Somebody’s Coming (They Never Really Left)

While you’re all out there, watching Doctor Strange and the Phantom Phuckery or whatever the hell is happening in the Marvel movie megaplexes this weekend, the world is going to Hell. And I think I know why. Bear with me…

How to Save America

No matter what political stripes you wear, I think we can all agree that the once-great United States is swirling the drain. So read on to learn about my plan to save America. That’s right – me. The guy who rambles on about ultraterrestrial entities and UAPs. Why not? Can’t be any worse than the

Fascism Will Come to America (it’s already here, it’s just waiting)

This started as a post on Facebook, but as I was writing it, the website got all twitchy, and my post was deleted before I could even finish writing it. This makes me think I was on a roll that they didn’t like. Let’s see how WordPress handles it. So, here’s the truth:

VENTING (because the world needs to hear this)

Well, I get pissed, god damn it! – George Carlin

It’s the End of the World as We Know it and I Feel Fine

Actually, I feel a little rundown. But that’s irrelevant. Let’s look at how the next twenty years could very well see the end of our civilization, and how that will affect ME. Because, in the end, isn’t that what we’re all worried about? Me?

Clarifying My Political Views, Cuz I’s an Idgit

If you read my previous post, you know that I am a straight-up enemy of the current incarnation of the GQP (GOP). But I would like to clarify something: It is all Hillary Clinton’s fault. Read on for the horrifying details!

The Red, Red Flags of the GOP/GQP

I feel it is my civic duty to post politically again. And before you get annoyed, please read this as I do feel very strongly that this is a serious issue that will have very dire consequences if it is not taken seriously. Even if you consider yourself a Republican, read it so that you

PROSECUTE! Why Biden Can’t Let Trump’s Atrocities Slide

The election may be over, but the election isn’t over! How the F*** does that make any sense? We’re dealing with the United States, an irrational land buried in legalese bullshit, that’s how. Biden MUST act to save it, and he must act NOW.