행복한 설날! Happy New Year!

Well, it’s the Year of the Water Rabbit, so let’s get to talking about those aquabunnies and all that the new lunar year may hold in store.

An Update from Your Ape

I know a lot* of you have been wondering, “How’s it going with those Russian women?” Well, I have news! (* two of you? Maybe? Maybe fewer? Probably fewer. But here we go anyway.)

Crappy New Year!

It’s 2022 all over the world now, so I think we can all agree that we are doomed. But are we all collectively doomed due to some impending global calamity, or are we all doomed in our own little ways? And is there a difference?