URGENT RAMBLINGS

This will be a short post, but I intend to expand upon it later. I just felt an overwhelming need to put this out there ASAP. Read on for the best damn apple fritter recipe of your LIFE! (This post has absolutely nothing to do with apple fritters. I do not even know what a ‘fritter’ is. I just need someone to read this.)

The Pit and the Pendulum: The Very Real Threat

 

Alright, fun’s been had. Food was eaten. Gifts were exchanged. Booze was drunk and weed was smoked. A new year is dawning, and now we need to get down to brass tacks. This is a warning and a call to action. (No, seriously.)