CLIMATE CRISIS: What You Will Be Facing

The climate crisis is an unavoidable certainty, and the elites of the world know it. They have known it for some time, and have been busy with constructing new devices to prevent you from getting all pissy about it.

Random Blathering

Just some raw meat for the murderous sasquatch that resides within you.

VENTING (because the world needs to hear this)

Well, I get pissed, god damn it! – George Carlin

A Boy and His Frog

Feeling schmaltzy tonight, so look out. Gonna post a little personal fiction, some free-writing I did after waking up from a deep self-conference. I do so love good conversation! I will post two (count ’em, TWO) schmaltzy stories tonight, and YOU, you hapless reader you, must decide which one you like better. Or maybe you’ll hate ’em both. It’s all you. So here we go with Story Number 2:

Two Gentlemen

Feeling schmaltzy tonight, so look out. Gonna post a little personal fiction, some free-writing I did after waking up from a deep self-conference. I do so love good conversation! I will post two (count ’em, TWO) schmaltzy stories tonight, and YOU, you hapless reader you, must decide which one you like better. Or maybe you’ll hate ’em both. It’s all you. So here we go with Story Number 1:

The Accidental Cuck

This is a fun travel story that just popped up from my memory banks. I’ll begin by referencing a bit from comedian Michelle Wolf, in which she suggests walking up to the front desk at a hotel, crying, and say, “This was supposed to be my honeymoon!” and you will get great treatment. Well, I tried that. Accidentally. Here’s the story.

Ode to Bob Ross

Do you know of Bob Ross? You should.

God, Satan, and My Student Loans

“From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.” This is essentially how Lucifer is said to answer in the Book of Job (1:7) when God asks him where he has been. This is one of the more fascinating books of the Bible. Now indulge me as I flaunt my ignorance.

The Aftermath of Publishing

I recently published a book. A lot of my friends bought it. (A few received free signed copies as the publisher always gives the author ten freebies. I still have three to give away.) How has it been received? All I can say is that the silence has been deafening.

It’s the End of the World as We Know it and I Feel Fine

Actually, I feel a little rundown. But that’s irrelevant. Let’s look at how the next twenty years could very well see the end of our civilization, and how that will affect ME. Because, in the end, isn’t that what we’re all worried about? Me?