Space Demon to Devour Sun on April 8th!

Good lord, I haven’t seen so much doom-scrying since the 2012 Mayan Calendar scare, or even the Y2k terror. Why are people (and by “people” I am mainly referring to Americans) so fuckin’ stupid? Read on to explore the possibilities.

VENTING (because the world needs to hear this)

Well, I get pissed, god damn it! – George Carlin

Clarifying My Political Views, Cuz I’s an Idgit

If you read my previous post, you know that I am a straight-up enemy of the current incarnation of the GQP (GOP). But I would like to clarify something: It is all Hillary Clinton’s fault. Read on for the horrifying details!

A Hot Mess: Q-Anon Exploits Pedophilia for Political Gain

Funny to see so many people telling each other to “open your eyes” to see what they see as the truth. Open eyes are deceived eyes. Close your eyes and open your mind.  — Ape

A Good Day to Blog

Hello, Dear Readers of This Blog — all 3 of you! I had a positive interaction online today, and that always puts me in a good mood. And when I am in a good mood, I tend to write. And so here we are. Let me tell you a bit about that positive interaction:

Memories of My Father

When my family lived in a small neighborhood outside Langley, Virginia, I didn’t think it was odd that we never saw a police patrol car, or that our ice cream man wore a pistol under his white coat. [This is a long one. If you click this, settle in.]

It’s been a wild ride, you genetically jacked-up apelings!

Is human civilization on its last legs? According to a recent report, it could all be over as of 2050. So what next?

My Wacky JFK Conspiracy Theory

Nobody seemed to particularly enjoy my previous “absurdist humor” post, so today I thought I would wade back into my favorite topic, Conspiracy Theory. What brought this on? I received a text from my sister that said, “X wants to know who you think killed Kennedy,” where X = my nephew. So here we go.

On the Death of Jeffrey Epstein

As you should already be aware, noted American financier, buddy to the wealthy elite, and renowned child-molesting pedophile Jeffrey Epstein “died by suicide” in his prison cell over the weekend. …

High Strangeness In National Parks

While I do enjoy writing humorous posts on this blog, occasionally, I feel we need to take a look down the darker rabbit holes of our world. And there are few darker than those involving the growing number of missing persons cases in U.S. national parks.