About pookabazooka

I am an ape living abroad, writing to stay focused and to remember the things I think about. I post them here in case you'd like to spend a bit of time thinking about them, too.

So What Does The Future Hold?

Well, here we are, seven months past the 2020 election. Is anyone still clinging to that sense of hope, that relieved feeling that we have banished the bad people to the far corners of social media and the political fringe? If so, have you not been paying attention?

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Prelude to a Turtle

Hello again, Loyal Readers — all six of you! How’ve you been? It’s been a while. I’ve been busy. But now that I have a lazy weekend ahead, I feel it would be a good time to resettle this blog and share a few things with you, if only for clarification.

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The Red, Red Flags of the GOP/GQP

I feel it is my civic duty to post politically again. And before you get annoyed, please read this as I do feel very strongly that this is a serious issue that will have very dire consequences if it is not taken seriously. Even if you consider yourself a Republican, read it so that you know what your enemy is thinking. That’s just good strategy.

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Pardon Me While I have a Strange Interlude

Something is coming… and I call it “Graduation.” Is it too early to be speaking of such things? I hope so, because there is still one more reading assignment coming due. And you’re not going to like this one. But I have to submit my book report before I can graduate, and quite frankly, like any student, I just want to go HOME.

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Meeting Death While Waiting to Die

Does anyone else feel like they are just waiting to die? Every day just bleeds into the next. I have nothing on the horizon. I’m really just going through the motions. I read books, watch movies, eat, and sleep; really, just waiting for something. But what, I cannot say. This is just a long ramble, the result of boredom and too much late-night thinking.

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This will be a short post, but I intend to expand upon it later. I just felt an overwhelming need to put this out there ASAP. Read on for the best damn apple fritter recipe of your LIFE! (This post has absolutely nothing to do with apple fritters. I do not even know what a ‘fritter’ is. I just need someone to read this.)

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